Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Your beauty is blinding.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.