Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Nice asteroids.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Here comes the sun of my life
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.