Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Baby, you're a firework.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Please, please me
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You just caused a heat wave.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.