Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I would love to show you first class.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You are the square to my root.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Nathan compares to you
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?