Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Can you drive my car?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.