The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Composers always score.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You are my density!
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
I'd drink your bathwater.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Want to lock our bikes together?
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Please, please me
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.