Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Baby, you're a firework.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?