Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
How hot does your gas oven get?