Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Can you drive my car?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Want to be workout buddies?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Life is better when we stick together.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I want you for no raisin.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
I think you are just A-Cora-able
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.