You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.