Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
I find my core strength in you.