Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Can you drive my car?
Can I claim your baggage?
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Let's Taco about love.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?