Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

"It's not me, it's you!"
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."