Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Let's Taco about love.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
How much will $20 get me?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.