Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I want you. I knead you.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!