I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I Tour de Francy you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
"My cat doesn't like you."
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.