"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I want you. I knead you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.