With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Your lab or my lab?
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.