Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.