Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.