You look like my future ex wife.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
You are sweeter than 3.14.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Can I hold your hand?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I think we'd make a cute pear.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air