Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I want to stretch with you.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I came here looking for a little tail.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
How was heaven when you left it?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Want to go for a ride?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I want you. I knead you.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.