I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I think I glove you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?