If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I think we need to become better strangers.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.