Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You can stand under my umbrella.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I'm Havana dream about you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.