We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I think we need to become better strangers.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You’re more special than relativity.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Nathan compares to you
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?