Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You're my missing ingredient.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You looked better when I was drunk.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Composers always score.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You really flipturn me on.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.