I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
My fridge is hotter than you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.