Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I find my core strength in you.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Composers always score.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.