Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
I love your energy.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?