Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
I think my heart just lagged.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
You're a good egg.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.