Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I want you for no raisin.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Composers always score.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.