I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.