I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you squat here often?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
We should make like your parents and split.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Want to be workout buddies?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.