Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.