I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Your beauty is blinding.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
I think we need to become better strangers.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Know what? I dig you, really!
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?