"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I've only got three months to live.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You are one well-defined function!
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Life is better when we stick together.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.