Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
If you were here, Abby all over you
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
I bet you’re really flexible.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
I Ecuador you.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
You read, white, and blew my mind.