Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I want to stretch with you.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
I less than three you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?