Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
You are one well-defined function!
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I find my core strength in you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
How much will $20 get me?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.

Not so fast
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Your lab or my lab?