Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
If you were here, Abby all over you
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You're quite the catch, baby.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.