Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You are my density!
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?