If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I think we need to become better strangers.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.