If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.