Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Know what? I dig you, really!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.