You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
I want you for no raisin.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You are my density!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you a red light because stop.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.