Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Haida there, gorgeous.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you a model?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I Ecuador you.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest