Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Let's do lunge together
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?