Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Please, please me
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Want to become my new personal best?
You’re more special than relativity.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Haida there, gorgeous.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.