Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I find my core strength in you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Can I claim your baggage?
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
There’s snow one like you.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
I've been thinking about you owl night long...