Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I’m soy into you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your beauty is blinding.
I less than three you.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Can you drive my car?
If you were here, Abby all over you
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I now believe in Angels.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
You sweep me off my feet!
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!