You had me at ruff.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
You set my heart bonfire.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Can you drive my car?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
I love your energy.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
So … do you run here often?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Let’s put our tulips together.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.