Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
"You deserve better and so do I."
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Wow, you drive me Davi
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
You are my butter-half!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Can you drive my car?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.