If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
I like you cherry much.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
You're a good egg.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.