Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
We should make like your parents and split.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Nathan compares to you
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You're a good egg.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!