How about you and I form a binary system?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You look like my future ex wife.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I dreamt about you. You died.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?