You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Your treat or mine?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
How was heaven when you left it?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.