Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

All you need is MY love
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I think we need to become better strangers.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Wow, you drive me Davi
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You set my heart bonfire.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.