Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I think we'd make a cute pear.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.