Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You have one compact set.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.

Not so fast
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.