I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
You are my raisin to smile.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
You are the square to my root.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.