Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
You’re more special than relativity.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.