Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You are my density!
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Are you a red light because stop.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.