Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Nice life preservers.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.