Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Let's boomerbang!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance