Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
You're the thought that counts!
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Let's Taco about love.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Are you a model?
You are my raisin to smile.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?