Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Give me your number so I can make the call.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

My divorce attorney
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Nice asteroids.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Your beauty is blinding.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?