How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Permission to board?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I can score from multiple positions.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Want to become my new personal best?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.