You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Baby, you're a firework.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.