Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You have been running through my mind all day.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."