Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Want to lock our bikes together?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
I can be your travel pillow.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You looked better when I was drunk.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.