It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Want to be workout buddies?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
You should see what I can do with ice.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure