Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
How about a kanga-root?
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.