Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Baby, you're a firework.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Nice asteroids.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.