Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
You're the thought that counts!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I like you cherry much.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Want to be workout buddies?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I'd run miles just to be with you.