I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Let's boomerbang!
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You sweep me off my feet!
When are you due back in heaven?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I'm at my best during overtime.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes