Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
How hot does your gas oven get?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.