Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Hello Boo-tiful.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Baby, you rock my world!
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You're a good egg.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.