Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Namastay here or come home with me?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.