It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Wow, you drive me Davi
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
How about a kanga-root?
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?