"You deserve better and so do I."
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
You look good on your yoga mat.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Let's Taco about love.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.