Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I really caribou-t you.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Your lab or my lab?
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?