I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're such a TEAse.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.