Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
I came here looking for a little tail.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Composers always score.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You looked better when I was drunk.