Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Want to become my new personal best?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You’re Isaacly my type
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure