Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
"You deserve better and so do I."
"My cat doesn't like you."
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.