Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I want you more than I want world peace.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Would you like to share fire with me?
How much will $20 get me?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Please, please me
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I like long runs on the beach.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hello Boo-tiful.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I dreamt about you. You died.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.