Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Your pace or mine?
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
I would love to show you first class.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?