If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.