Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Your beauty is blinding.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah