Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You're hotter than a data center!
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Please, please me
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I came here looking for a little tail.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.