Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Nice asteroids.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You are the square to my root.
We should make like your parents and split.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
You're hotter than a data center!
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?