Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
I really caribou-t you.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.