Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I can score from multiple positions.
You look good on your yoga mat.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Please, please me
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I love your energy.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.