The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Can I be your next varietal?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
You are one well-defined function!
Nice life preservers.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.