Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I Ecuador you.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
I’m soy into you.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I would love to show you first class.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.