Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Let's boomerbang!
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I bet you’re really flexible.