I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I can be your travel pillow.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.