I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You are my density!
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?