I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!