You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I less than three you.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
How was heaven when you left it?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Please, please me
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Would you like to share fire with me?
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.