Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
All you need is MY love
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Want to become my new personal best?
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
There’s snow one like you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Can you drive my car?
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Nathan compares to you
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.