Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You are so right. And I am so left.
So … do you run here often?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Want to be workout buddies?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.