Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Nice Ass-teroid.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I really caribou-t you.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!