Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think my heart just lagged.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.