Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
How was Heaven when you left it?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Want to be workout buddies?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Can I claim your baggage?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You have been running through my mind all day.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.