Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You're a good egg.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.