You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Girl you are rocking this run.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I perform best when I’m wet.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
I love your energy.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
You're hotter than a data center!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
We should make like your parents and split.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.