Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You can stand under my umbrella.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I think I glove you.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
When are you due back in heaven?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Are you a model?
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
You set my heart bonfire.