Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Love me do
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Someone said you were looking for me.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You're the thought that counts!
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.