I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Your pace or mine?