Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.