Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
God was just showing off when he made you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
You look good on your yoga mat.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!