Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Can I be your next varietal?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I could never Passover you.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Nice life preservers.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
I perform best when I’m wet.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
We are perfect balance for each other.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.