Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
You are my butter-half!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.