I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
We should make like your parents and split.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Let's boomerbang!
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon