"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
You look like my future ex wife.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.