Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Haida there, gorgeous.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.