I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.