I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
How was heaven when you left it?
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Your lab or my lab?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
You are the square to my root.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.