Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Baby, you rock my world!
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!