Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
There’s snow one like you.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
You’re Isaacly my type
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
"You deserve better and so do I."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."