Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
If you were here, Abby all over you
I like long runs on the beach.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Are you a red light because stop.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
"You deserve better and so do I."
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my future ex wife.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!