Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
I bet you’re really flexible.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!