Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Hello there, how do you brew?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Love me do
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.