I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
"You deserve better and so do I."
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
How was Heaven when you left it?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Nice life preservers.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
All you need is MY love
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Namastay here or come home with me?
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?