The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
All you need is MY love
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Belize let me hold you.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.