You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
All you need is MY love
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
I think we're mint to be!
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I think we'd make a cute pear.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.