I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Permission to board?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
We should make like your parents and split.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
You leave me Wonton more.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?