Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
You have been running through my mind all day.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
How about we get down to monkey business?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I really caribou-t you.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I C Major potential in us getting together.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
You are my butter-half!
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
How much will $20 get me?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.