You're the macaroni to my cheese.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
I would love to show you first class.
"You deserve better and so do I."
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Your name is insert name here?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Would you like to share fire with me?
You set my heart bonfire.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.