Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.