Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Your lab or my lab?
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.