Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You are my butter-half!
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.