I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Wanna see my world cup in action?
How was heaven when you left it?
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.