Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I can be your travel pillow.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Here comes the sun of my life
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Baby, you're a firework.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.