If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I think I glove you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Can I hold your hand?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You had me at ruff.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.